nogoodturkey:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via the-antisocial-asshole)

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

(via awkwardvagina)

notes
date
16-04-2014

corgisandboobs:

Give him a million dollars and a puppy of his choosing.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via winkwithsatisfaction)

notes
10
date
16-04-2014

King Joffrey is dead rejoice 

date
15-04-2014

Look what I found #record #Atlantic #vintage #oldschool

sanitaryum:

The Captain America/Puerto Rico pic  AND Marvel’s majestic response

(via nucleosides)

feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 

(via hate)

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

(via nucleosides)

notes
date
15-04-2014

thehalf-bloodserb:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

Because your first floor is an amazing thing called the ground floor

(Source: learnbritishenglish.co.uk, via saveregretsforthe-broken)

taccone:

today my ap physics teacher read us cat in the hat and it was honestly the quietest my class have been the whole year

image

He looks so disappointed

(Source: aubreypalazzo, via nucleosides)

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

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(via nucleosides)

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

(via dutchster)

notes
date
14-04-2014

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

(via laugh-addict)