• Cashier: That'll be $17.67
  • Me: *hands over $20*
  • Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS

(Source: , via lovezanna)

notes
date
25-07-2014

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it

(Source: heidiblairmontag, via hate)

notes
date
25-07-2014

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via laugh-addict)

okaywork:

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

(via rebellegypsy)

notes
date
25-07-2014
notes
date
24-07-2014

feeblethekey:

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

Hey
nash-grier
, can I buy you something to give to your parents?

(Source: wntvyz, via scott-mcqueen)

teenwolfobsessing:

Please don’t tell me that we’re thinking the same thing

I swear to all hell if the sheriff dies I will lose it 

(via heathyr)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via ruinedchildhood)

notes
date
24-07-2014

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: sextmejustinbieber, via alleezs)

Let us never forget that Willow Smith was 9 when she scalped every bitch in the music industry with ‘whip my hair’

(Source: doobiewrap, via taco-bell-rey)

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

(via stilinskiobsessed)

notes
date
24-07-2014

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via normalityisfreaky)

notes
date
24-07-2014